In Defense Of The ‘Chronically Online’
By Matthew Gibbons, Staff Writer
Trigger Warnings: Mentions of neo-nazism, racism, homophobia
Crisps crunching, cans being tossed and cracked open, keyboard keyboard - this is the sound of the pale, unwashed 30-year old virgin dwelling in his mother’s basement, hunched over in front of a computer screen, chugging energy drinks and arguing viciously with strangers on Twitter…
This is the prime example of the ‘chronically online’ stereotype. Coined in the 2010s, it refers to people who spend most of their time online and hardly ever leave their room, let alone go outside. Typically characterized as unemployed, socially inept and lacking face-to-face human interactions ‘In Real Life’ (‘IRL’) these ‘chronically online’ people are generally unfamiliar with showers or sunlight…so obvio...










