Yikes, did I just ruin the greatest love story of all time?
By Habiba Khalil
A mere 407 years ago, our truly beloved Shakespeare died, but not in vain, for he thankfully set the standard of a true love story for us all before departing. Romeo and Juliet is argued as one of the greatest love stories to ever exist, but would they have lasted in a modern world? A 2024 love story would no doubt have sent Shakespeare crawling into his grave again. I mean, can you imagine explaining a situationship to him? Therefore, it is obviously my job to introduce Romeo and Juliet to the twenty-first Century and hope and pray that I stay off William’s haunting list.
Let me set a quick scene for you. The play ends not with a dramatic death scene but instead Romeo and Juliet stumbling across a time machine, right as they are about to die in the name of eternal ...