Rohoroscopes

Aries 21st March – 19th April
Love: This is the time to let your hair down – with the holidays fast approaching don’t be afraid to take some risks. If it all goes to pot, you’ll have a month off to hide and recover anyway
Travel: A trip to somewhere new will leave you thoroughly underwhelmed and disappointed
Study: You will write four lines of an essay and spend the next five days basking in the glory of this achievement

Taurus 20th April – 20th May
Love: There’ll be someone special waiting for you under the mistletoe
Travel: A brisk walk around Englefield Green will clear your head
Study: You will enjoy your work this month – a particularly funny lecture will leave you feeling very positive about your degree

Gemini 21st May – 20th June
Love: You will finally get the one you’ve secretly fancied for ages, except you’ll both be steaming off VKs and won’t remember a thing
Travel: A trip to London will prove to be both profitable and entertaining
Study: You won’t make all of your 9AMs, but you’ll certainly give it a go

Cancer 21st June – 22nd July
Love: It’s a slow month for you, best download Tinder
Travel: You will find a hidden treasure on an afternoon ramble
Study: Don’t be put off by bad feedback on your essays, your grades are on the up

Leo 23rd July – 22nd August
Love: You will send a risky text that pays off. Unless it’s to your ex – that never goes well. Don’t go there.
Travel: Finding yourself feeling homesick will result in a long train ride
Study: Arrange to work with a study group, you’ll appreciate the help later

Virgo 23rd August- 22nd September
Love: There’s someone serious for you this month, keep an eye out at a society event and wait for Cupid to work his magic
Travel: You’ll find yourself in Staines this month, not knowing what you did to deserve it
Study: You will procrastinate to new extremes: you’ll even take out the bins to avoid doing any work

Libra 23rd September – 22nd October
Love: You will meet someone who will make you reconsider things
Travel: A trip to Virginia Water with a friend will give you a whole new lease of life
Study: This month will be a piece of cake, don’t worry at all

Scorpio 23rd October – 21st November
Love: The only warmth you’ll be getting is from the bottom of your laptop
Travel: A trip to Windsor to spend what little money you have left will be incredibly therapeutic
Study: Thanks to the lack of action in the love department, you’ll have plenty of time to spend on all the work you’re behind on (every cloud, eh?)

Sagittarius 22nd November – 21st December
Love: Someone you’ve been close to for a long time will appear in a new light and change everything you thought you knew
Travel: You will be mugged by a pack of squirrels on the walk up to Founders – happens to the best of us
Study: With deadlines looming, you will have many a late night in Bedford working hard

Capricorn 22nd December – 19th January
Love: You’ll have a steamy encounter on the SU dancefloor which will fill you with regret for the next 3 days, don’t say we didn’t warn you
Travel: A trip to visit a friend in Kingswood will make you realise why everyone hates it there
Study: You will find that you get out as much as you put in with work, and this will make you up your game

Aquarius 20th January – 18th February
Love: Look forward to ‘Christmas films on Netflix n chill’ this month
Travel: You will have a particularly eventful trip to Tesco this week
Study: Look, let’s be honest, we both know that none of this will be happening

Pisces 19th February – 20th March
Love: You’ll find companionship in Quality Streets and mulled wine, and it will make you happier than any relationship this year
Travel: With this weather, you will try to avoid leaving the flat at all points possible except for venturing out to meet the Dominos guy
Study: You will be incredibly satisfied when you finish all your work